Wait, what I’m the asshole!

Ok I know the title is sooo vague and that’s ok I still can’t believe I did this and I had to admit my sins! Now let’s preface that I genuinely was excited and in my blunt not so blunt way do this all the time and usually it’s waaaay obvious, today was a big fail! And I learned my lesson! Yes people I asked a beautiful and stunning newlywed if she had something that popped out this week! She replied no and my shame and conscious have been bothering me since! If you are reading I suck and you truly are beautiful and stunning and brilliant of course because I want all women recognized for all! But I really am so sorry!
As a women who not long ago was pregnant with twins. And a women who a few years ago walked into a meeting with a parent and all the students teachers which I think 3 of which were pregnant and the Mom says oh all of his teachers are pregnant and I replied nope I’m just fat right now. And even a friend at work who to me it was giggles pointed at my bump and yelled in the hall what is that! I know better! As should the rest of the world! And one of my mentors said unless he sees a woman give birth he never looks or thinks about asking. This is my new way!! It’s so hard I get excited for them and want to open my mouth but I need to simmer. I need to let people come to me which I find many do but never assume because we all know what that spells!
Ok I hope I haven’t lost any followers! This is my confession and I’m going to do my best to make amends without making anyone else feel bad🤦🏻‍♀️

Days before birth and probably being a puffy beluga whale asshole!